Wino Wisdom

Gold Nuggets Of Knowledge Garnered From Back Alley Philosophers

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The United States of America

According to my racist Aunt.

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The Easy Expression Bustier

“The patented zip-front strapless design lets you achieve hands-free pumping – effortlessly.”

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DazzleDancers!

“..Although we prefer to be nude, the Dazzle Dancers perfrom covered in glitter and stripped down to masterfully designed costumes.”

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Bar Signs

Remove the roadblocks to drinking success with this arsenal of non-verbal communication.

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Dangerous Masterbatory Habits

“..We’ve culled some new and potentially lethal solo practices from a number of confidential police, emergency room, and dental records. Remember- Safe sex is for the weak.”

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Ladies, please stand up

The unique and original
P-Mate, which enables woman to pee while standing upright.

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Escape From Eluned

1) Get a friend very drunk –
2) Balance as many things as you can on them without waking them up.
3) Take photographic evidence.
4) Remove all the items, thus leaving the victim unaware that anything has happened.

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Bail Bond Girl Avenger of Freedom

Get out before shower time…

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“Gay Boyfriend”

“He’s my favorite fag.”

performed by
the Ukes Of Hazzard.

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