Gold Nuggets Of Knowledge Garnered From Back Alley Philosophers
DazzleDancers!
“..Although we prefer to be nude, the Dazzle Dancers perfrom covered in glitter and stripped down to masterfully designed costumes.”
Dangerous Masterbatory Habits
“..We’ve culled some new and potentially lethal solo practices from a number of confidential police, emergency room, and dental records. Remember- Safe sex is for the weak.”
Escape From Eluned
1) Get a friend very drunk –
2) Balance as many things as you can on them without waking them up.
3) Take photographic evidence.
4) Remove all the items, thus leaving the victim unaware that anything has happened.
